Jones-Hall Seagulls Another Try; McCorriston in Critical Condition
By Master Griffin | 15 June 2016
"I've never been tackled by my own player" McCorriston said, confused and wreathing in agony.
It was from the fans perspective, the encounter against East 2 last weekend displayed a vintage Jones-Hall maneuver that suckers in the opposition every time.
"You see, I pretend I am gassed and begin walking over to the sideline", explains Jones-Hall. "I am a tremendous talent so everyone buys that I'm gassed, even my team mates. As soon as I hear "backs ball" get yelled out from Goldy though, its Dadz time to shine!".
The Griffins Gazette was there to capture what punters are saying is a sure favourite for seagull try of the year. "We've never seen a front rower push his own winger over the sideline out of the way to score a try" said one fan.
From where we sat it was all over in an instant. Jones-Hall palms off his team mate, captures the pill and bumbles a 5 metre run to trip over the try line for another sitter that could have been scored by his menopausal great-aunt, Ms Nora Jones.
"At least i'm off the nudey run", said Jones-Hall as he got changed after the game back into a black and white horizontal striped shirt and carrying his trademark sack with a dollar sign on it. "Cannot say the same for Belic though, mwahahahahaha", laugh Jones-Hall evilly as he strokes his black cat.
"Can't wait for 2016 preso night to win the seagull trophy for the 5th season straight, yea boi!!!"
Doctor's are yet to provide an update on McCorriston and his concussion. We are reporting in on this story as it develops.