Fake News
2 Griffins players turn down offer to play for the Newcastle Knights in 2018
"Nah I'm not playing for wooden spooners bro, I'm a Griffin"
Ben Cole to serve 3 game suspension for not having immunisations up to date
"Oi i'm not even immunised ay", said Cole after wiping away some weeping from a facial lesion.
Stark to serve 3 game suspension after girlfriend discovers internet search history
"Kill it, kill it with fire", screamed a terrified Louise, Tristan Stark's girlfriend.
Griffins also get a guest speaker named Alan Jones to speak at luncheon
To not be outdone by NHRU News, the Griffins Gazette found a bloke named Alan Jones who drinks at the Hamilton Station Hotel to speak at their inaugural inpromptu luncheon.
NHRU News fail bid to televise round 1 to Griffins Gazette
The NHRU have decided to change plans last minute and provide full coverage of a Wanderers Under 9s game.
Breaking: Bookless named as lead actor in new short film 'Tristo'
"It was the role I was born to play", said Nick Bookless upon finding out the news.
Davis second best after queue jumping at Eastern Tiger Restaurant
Nathan Davis is marked out for 8 weeks and requires surgery after inadvertently cutting in on the elderly at the salad bar, it has been confirmed.
Griffins Logo Competition Closes - entries judged by you (MA15+)
With the players taking their minds of game one, we have drawn the results of the logo competition early. Please vote for your favourite.
Jones-Hall caught stealing from charity to fund drug addiction - ruled out of side for six weeks
‘I’m so ashamed of what I’ve done’: Jones-Hall on sex, drugs, gambling and charity scam.