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Breaking News: Vice President Mifsud forced to resign due to sex scandal

Nigel Joyce The Griffins Gazette have been informed from a credible source that vice president Nigel Mifsud has been forced to step down after allegedly impregnating long time Griffins supporter and 82 year old Mabel Harris from Third Street Mayfield. 


Already fit guy enthusiastic about pre-season cardio

IMG 4325It has been confirmed that Jake Stuart, left wing, is enthusiastic about preseason cardio despite already having good cardio.


Griffins to host Super Hubert at first ever Comedy Night

Super Hubert"I booked him because getting sprayed in the face with a fake flower, or anything really, is just plain funny" said local businessman and Griffins forward Nick Piddington.


Referees agree interpretation on head high tackle being anything above navel

IMG 3436 A recent meeting of Newcastle and Hunter Rugby referees have resolved that any tackle above the navel constitutes an illegal head high tackle, relieving weeks of confusion for referees and players.


2 Griffins players turn down offer to play for the Newcastle Knights in 2018

IMG 0010"Nah I'm not playing for wooden spooners bro, I'm a Griffin".


Ben Cole to serve 3 game suspension for not having immunisations up to date

Poddy"Oi i'm not even immunised ay", said Cole after wiping away some weeping from a facial lesion.


Stark to serve 3 game suspension after girlfriend discovers internet search history

IMG 3168"Kill it, kill it with fire", screamed a terrified Louise, Tristan Stark's girlfriend.


Griffins also get a guest speaker named Alan Jones to speak at luncheon

To not be outdone by NHRU News, the Griffins Gazette found a bloke named Alan Jones who drinks at the Hamilton Station Hotel to speak at their inaugural inpromptu luncheon.


NHRU News fail bid to televise round 1 to Griffins Gazette

The NHRU have decided to change plans last minute and provide full coverage of a Wanderers Under 9s game.