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Already fit guy enthusiastic about pre-season cardio

IMG 4325It has been confirmed that Jake Stuart, left wing, is enthusiastic about preseason cardio despite already having good cardio.


Griffins to host Super Hubert at first ever Comedy Night

Super Hubert"I booked him because getting sprayed in the face with a fake flower, or anything really, is just plain funny" said local businessman and Griffins forward Nick Piddington.


Referees agree interpretation on head high tackle being anything above navel

IMG 3436 A recent meeting of Newcastle and Hunter Rugby referees have resolved that any tackle above the navel constitutes an illegal head high tackle, relieving weeks of confusion for referees and players.


2 Griffins players turn down offer to play for the Newcastle Knights in 2018

IMG 0010"Nah I'm not playing for wooden spooners bro, I'm a Griffin".


Ben Cole to serve 3 game suspension for not having immunisations up to date

Poddy"Oi i'm not even immunised ay", said Cole after wiping away some weeping from a facial lesion.


Stark to serve 3 game suspension after girlfriend discovers internet search history

IMG 3168"Kill it, kill it with fire", screamed a terrified Louise, Tristan Stark's girlfriend.


Griffins also get a guest speaker named Alan Jones to speak at luncheon

To not be outdone by NHRU News, the Griffins Gazette found a bloke named Alan Jones who drinks at the Hamilton Station Hotel to speak at their inaugural inpromptu luncheon.


NHRU News fail bid to televise round 1 to Griffins Gazette

The NHRU have decided to change plans last minute and provide full coverage of a Wanderers Under 9s game.


Breaking: Nick Bookless named as lead actor in new short film 'Tristo'

IMG 3036"It was the role I was born to play", said Nick Bookless upon finding out the news.


Davis second best after queue jumping at Eastern Tiger Restaurant

IMG 2966Nathan Davis is marked out for 8 weeks and requires surgery after inadvertently cutting in on the elderly at the salad buffet, it has been confirmed.