It has been confirmed that Jake Stuart, left wing, is enthusiastic about preseason cardio despite already having good cardio.
"I booked him because getting sprayed in the face with a fake flower, or anything really, is just plain funny" said local businessman and Griffins forward Nick Piddington.
A recent meeting of Newcastle and Hunter Rugby referees have resolved that any tackle above the navel constitutes an illegal head high tackle, relieving weeks of confusion for referees and players.
"Nah I'm not playing for wooden spooners bro, I'm a Griffin".
"Oi i'm not even immunised ay", said Cole after wiping away some weeping from a facial lesion.
"Kill it, kill it with fire", screamed a terrified Louise, Tristan Stark's girlfriend.
To not be outdone by NHRU News, the Griffins Gazette found a bloke named Alan Jones who drinks at the Hamilton Station Hotel to speak at their inaugural inpromptu luncheon.
The NHRU have decided to change plans last minute and provide full coverage of a Wanderers Under 9s game.
"It was the role I was born to play", said Nick Bookless upon finding out the news.
Nathan Davis is marked out for 8 weeks and requires surgery after inadvertently cutting in on the elderly at the salad buffet, it has been confirmed.