The Griffins Gazette have been informed from a credible source that vice president Nigel Mifsud has been forced to step down after allegedly impregnating long time Griffins supporter and 82 year old Mabel Harris from Third Street Mayfield.
It has been confirmed that Jake Stuart, left wing, is enthusiastic about preseason cardio despite already having good cardio.
"I booked him because getting sprayed in the face with a fake flower, or anything really, is just plain funny" said local businessman and Griffins forward Nick Piddington.
A recent meeting of Newcastle and Hunter Rugby referees have resolved that any tackle above the navel constitutes an illegal head high tackle, relieving weeks of confusion for referees and players.
"Nah I'm not playing for wooden spooners bro, I'm a Griffin".
"Oi i'm not even immunised ay", said Cole after wiping away some weeping from a facial lesion.
"Kill it, kill it with fire", screamed a terrified Louise, Tristan Stark's girlfriend.
To not be outdone by NHRU News, the Griffins Gazette found a bloke named Alan Jones who drinks at the Hamilton Station Hotel to speak at their inaugural inpromptu luncheon.
The NHRU have decided to change plans last minute and provide full coverage of a Wanderers Under 9s game.